WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST!
Whereas there is probable cause to believe that the defendant stated below, did legally, knowingly, and voluntarily plan to help babies escape from birth defects and premature birth—thereby giving ALL babies a healthy start in life!
Luann Brainard
You are sentenced to turn yourself in peacefully at
10:30:00 AM on 8/17/2011
to the March of Dimes Jail & Bail
I’ve been arrested! Don’t panic though, it’s only for an hour, and it won’t be solitary confinement.
I am participating in the March of Dimes Jail and Bail fundraiser. It will be on August 17th, and I will turn myself in at 10:30 to the local “jail” AKA The Smokin’Oak.
I do need your help though. I have to raise $1000 bail to get out! These tax deductable donations to the March of Dimes will be used to help babies.
The March of Dimes spends 76¢ of every dollar I raise to support research and programs that help babies begin healthy lives. See where your money goes at http://www.marchofdimes.com/whereyourmoneygoes.html
The March of Dimes is a great cause that I am proud to help. Please join me in helping meet their donation needs. Help me get out of jail!! They have provided me with a web site for you to use to donate. www.marchofdimes.com/jailandbail/LuannBrainard
Thanks for your support! As an added push, I will give you back your donation on your next framing project! Just remind me when you come in!
